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Welcome to my ageing website of automotive cr@p!
On this humble website you'll find information on a number of my ill-planned projects along with numerous information and modification guides that may also be applicable to other vehicles.

Project Vehicles

Escort Upgrades (For Sale)
Information and modification guide to the Ford Escort Mk3!
Engines, Transmission, Suspension, Brakes, Electrics,
Additional Equipment.

Zetec Engine Conversion Guide
Mk4 Dashboard Fitment Guide
Power Roof Conversion Guide



Cortina Conversions (Now Sold)
A selection of modification guides as carried out on my '82 Ford Cortina 2.0ltr Ghia

2.9ltr 24valve Quad-Cam Cosworth V6 Conversion Guide
Uprated Front Brakes Conversion Guide
Stealthy Stereo Installation Guide




Project Bratwurst! (Now Sold)
1991 BMW E34 525i SE Track / Competition Car
This was my entry for the 2010 Practical Performance Magazine £999 Challenge.
It proved to be one of the most fun projects I have under-taken.
Full write up of all the strip down and modifications carried out including:
Comprehensive (Obsessive) Weight Loss Program
Suspension Lowering for Peanuts
Plastic Windows
Budget Battery Isolator Installation


Reliant Scimitar SE5 GTE
1971 Tax Exempt four seater sports car with composite body.
A car I've been wanting for a number of years and now finally have one.

Rolling transformation into a hill-climb and sprint car..





Reliant Scimitar SE6A GTE
1979 Four seater Grand Tourer with comosite body.
The evoution of the earlier SE5.

This car was owned and modified by a good friend prior to my ownership.
He converted it to modern 3.0ltr Vauxhall Omega power.

Rolling refurb project.




Information Guides

Bosch K-Jetronic Mechanical Fuel Injection System - Idiots Guide
A simplified, hopefully easy to follow, visual guide to the workings of this well known
and widely used mechanical fuel injection system as fitted to a whole host of 80's cars.

This has proven to be a highly popular feature of this website.





Other Stuff

De Haviland DH106 Comet 4c - XS235

A photographic mini-survey of what was the worlds last airworthy Comet before her retirement in 1997.

The Comet was, amongst many other firsts, the worlds first jet airliner from the golden age of British aviation
when we were still world leaders. This particular aircraft was the latest variant and I believe was the third to last
off the production line taking its maiden flight in 1963.